want some noodles?

oheyo.
haven't posted in a while cos I've been in singapoooooorrrreeeeeeee. yeah my lovely hometown. it sucks. LOL nah. it's just sah friggin hot. if you could you'd melt into a puddle of flesh juice. gross. anyway! i've bought so much stuff its unbelievable. everythings kinda cheap over here. a t-shirt for 3 bucks mahn:

 

okay it looks weird in the picture cos its not ironed and the lighting makes the colour go all funny. but its chill.

 

anyway. looks like we survived the end of the world wooooo.feel like watching 2012 again hoho. okay im feeling lame. singerpaore has made me a lame loser lethargic sack of potatoes. (look at dat alliteration!) it's funny cos when i was ordering ice cream from a cart earlier my mind blanked out for the word bread in chinese. (it's mian bao) so i was all like can i have ripple ice cream in mian...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-10 seconds later

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

uhhh. so yeah i pretty much asked the old guy for ice cream with noodles. loserr. but he was nice so im pretty sure he got what i was trying to say. ha. ha. ha.

 

okay im gonna go... fiddle with something.

 

boiye.

-pringles

ooh yes! i bought pringles to indulge in whilst watching a movie later. 

The Last Day on Earth

Hi people, So today is the 20th of December, 2012.
The Mayan Calendar proclaimed that the world will end on the 21st of December, 2012.
So:

BUT!
The Mayan Calendar DID NOT take into account leap years. So technically speaking, the World should have ended almost 14 months ago. So at least we can take solace in that :)

Pie, At the Final moments of the end of the world.

Water Marc

Soooooo... Today I went to Water Marc :D That fun pool place I talked about much earlier. It was great :)
I went on the water slide repeatedly.

Yeo and I have been raging about how our reports haven't come out yet -_- It's like the school doesn't want us to know. Or maybe they know that if they release the reports, our parents will murder us and they'll lose their source of income :P

That is all.
Pie.

Caaaaaaaaaake

For Once In My Life, I shall deviate from my obsession of pie, solely for the reason of this.

 Aaaand now a close up :D

Yes, that's right, My culinary skills Shine Bright! This masterpiece is an Iced Lemon Pound  Cake, which I made COMPLETELY by myself. NO CAKE MIX, NO PARENTAL OR EXTERNAL GUIDANCE. ALL ME.

The actual cake is a pound cake which is basically a dense sponge cake and jwrbgjsfb gwlsjo bs IT is BEAUTIFUL. Anyhow. The Icing is a lemon icing that actually tastes like lemon, cause I squeezed the lemon with my own hands. I even reduced the amount of icing sugar from 3 cups to 2. Not bad at all.

THEN COMES THE AWESOME PART: DECORATIONS :D I think Yeo will agree with me that that is the best part of baking :3

I grated a lemon and put the zest around the cake to make it look nice and taste even better, if possible. I then got some Homegrown Mint and a few cranberries to make the Holly bunch in the middle of the cake.

It looks so good sfobskfb gdkfb ndkslfv. Too bad I had to auction it off. I got a good $30 for that cake :D

That's all.

Pie.

Summer Daays, Driftin Awaay

Hi peoples! I haven't posted for a while because of holidays. 對不起.

Yesterday I went to a buffet! INDULGENCE sdfgafggwrgvsfgwseg. I was so full after that I pretty much died :D After I went swimming to burn off the calories.

Yeo has transcended to the foreign country of Singapore! The only Wi-fi available is mcdonalds there so don't count on many posts.

Anyhowwww, Imma gonna look for a new phone with my mum now (FINALLY) since my phone is spastic with a neural disorder only exclusive to Sony Ericsons and disturbs all forms of normal communication with the outside world :) Happy days.

So yea.
Pie.

nihaomao

so.second day of transition into year 11. went just fantastic. so in the first period i had physics and whaddya know. whoopdeedo there are only 3 girls in my class. including me. what.the.hell. so i sat next to this asian girl and omygosh she was an international student and she was trying to talk to me and i had no idea what she was trying to say sivhewiunv3noi34 and then omg in business management i sat next to this other international student and this one didnt even like say anything except for her name and i was such a loner and ewifh349trqidioaa i dont like year 11 :( 

i had general maths methods next and i was legit surrounded by international students WHERE ARE THEY POPPING OUT OF OMG. WHERE ARE ALL THE NORMAL ASIANS. 

mk. whatever. ill just keep my head down for the next 365 days. i miss our year leveeeeeelllllll. okay. just a rant.

goodnight. 

doomsday

As title suggests today is the fateful day where I transport my various properties to my new house. over the past few days i have been pumping my iron muscles by moving heavy stuuf. i may quite possibly collapse and vanish into a pile of meat at the end of this endeavor. it has been nice knowing you all. 

p.s my mum asked me to bubble wrap some stuff and i used like heaps of tape to tape it all together and my dad came into the room and full on raged at me for using up the tape :P lul

-prings

Sol Rant

O MY GOSH IT IS TOO HOT TO DO ANYTHING HSFSFBJWDSJFEOCW

So today I had to go to school at 11:30, which is supposed to be a good thing BUT NO, It's just closer to noon and HOTTER. PLUS I had to walk to school today. IN THE #@*$ 38 DEGREE WEATHER. Seriously, why Walk? I'm basically burning calories just by standing in the sun, hey.
Got to school and there was basically no-one there :( Yeo HAD WAGGED so I was stuck there with nothing to do. We had an inconsequential assembly where we picked out year level captains for next year, but since us Swisse mountains aren't in the same level next year it was a big waste of time. Atleast there was Air-con :)

Come lunchtime there was 0% cloud cover so it was even hotter. I used up a coupon and got a free Ice-pole at the cafeteria :D It was great to have that small mercy :)

Then I walked home again and died a second time while leaving a trail of sweat behind me as if I was Hansel and I would only find my way back to school if my body fluids did not evaporate. Sheesh.

Long story short, I hate this.

Pie.

states of america

OHIO! 

i wagged school today cos theres like no point in going heh

so im in mah new house! searching random youtube videos lul

I've seen this song on my youtube feed for agggeees but i just clicked on it, it's actually pree good. 

nothing else of relevant interest to report.

peace. -pring

\/\/3 @r3 n3\/3r 3\/3r G3++!/\/g b@k 2g3+|-|3r!

wijefwiuenwelkwe this is like the best cover of this song

mister farenheit

hoi peeps! long time no post.

okay so yes, elephants is welcome here now although it would be nice if they were kept unaware. ALSO I am not unco-ordinated. it wasn't as dramatic as pie described it to be. i'm just slightly in-balanced :P

wriugh3iou4ghwregdskj Pie and I have like 4/6 of the same subjects and we're not in any of the same classes ! what is this witchery. i swear this is rigged. maybe it's too much for the teachers to handle the both of us in the same class mwahahhaha

it's been occurring to me lately that lunch times have become predominantly boring that Pie and I are reduced to stalking and spying on people >:) while eating surprisingly delicious-but-soggy-corn-chip-mashed-up tacos. BEE IN A BOTTLE NO LONGER DISPLAYS IGNORANCE YAYAYAYAAY :) i dont think i should be that happy about it but i am dbshefbwrgb. anyway. this whole week we've had choir rehearsals period 1 and 2 that pie is not-so-subtly WAGGING. tshk. it's actually pretty fun. check this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM  

TWO HUNDRED DEGREES THATS WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FARENHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTT


so ive been like moving 204950348971212 boxes to my new house. and my back hurts and my shoulder hurts and my arm hurts and my leg hurts and my neck hurts and basically everything else. its exhaaaaausssting. i think im starting to get muscles ;) if i recall correctly, that grosses Pie out. lul.


-pring-shing-a-ling-gles

Skyfall

Saw the film above today :D It's pretty good!

See it and judge for yourself :)

Pie

The welcoming of Elephants- We're Sorry, We Love You

This is an announcement.

ELEPHANTS ARE HEREBY ALLOWED AS INHABITANTS OF THIS AREA. THIS FOLLOWS DECREE NUMBER 254, STATING THE FREEDOM AND RIGHTS OF PACHYDERMS. END OF NOTICE.

This is a revoloutionary movement to prevent further unfair and underhanded slandering of such innocent animals.

Pie.

A day of fails.

Today was, as the title of this post suggests, full of fail.

First we had History, which consisted of us picking quotes out of Mao's little red book and analysing them.
Fail #1: Typos in Mao's book
The amount of typos in the book was just terrible. EXAMPLE: "Yhe communist party of China env-eloped boundaries of teh so-cial governing commitee and aims to."  < This is just stupid. I think the reason why it's called the little red book is because the couldn't be bothered using the red underlines in spellcheck and just painted the whole book instead. seriously.

Then we had this Speaker come over from India and give us inspiring speeches. That was not part of the fail. The fail started when Yeo and Co. wanted to move their seats over due to their proximity to Elephants.
Fail #2: Yeo's uncoordinated chair-moving
As Yeo started to move the chair to the side, it suddenly tipped and Yeo basically face planted into the carpet XD hahahahahaha I'm still laughing over that :3 Yeo then proceeded to struggle around on the floor before managing to pull both herself and the chair upright again. :)

We then proceeded to Maths, where the rest of the fails occurred. I was playing with Yeo's highlighter.
Fail #3: Unintentionally accurate highlighter throw
When Yeo requested the highlighter, I slid it across the table and it somehow ended up in Yeo and Co.'s shoe :D When Yeo went to retrieve it, it was found sticking straight out of the shoe, waiting for Yeo.
I then moved on to play with Yeo's maths book, but to our dismay, ELEPHANTS JOINED IN D:
Fail #4: Elephants infect Yeo's various properties
Elephants started smothering hands all over Yeo's page, while me and Yeo looked at each other like "BURN IT! BURN THE PAGE!" It was horrific.

Basically, 1 Big Fail.

Pie.

Breaking News

THIS CALLS FOR A LATE ANNOUNCEMENT:
PIE'S VCE 1/2 SUBJECTS:

Subject 1: MAM11b

Subject 2: BIO11b

Subject 3: LIT11a

Subject 4: PHI11a

Subject 5: PSY11d

Subject 6: PHY11d

This is all :) Thank you.

The Farting Crisis

Today, Everyone died.

LITERALLY everyone we saw today was out of energy. We swisse mountains (nudge nudge Yeo, nudge nudge) have a reason to be drained of energy, as we been through the ordeals of exams. But OTHER people have no excuse :( As Chairman Mao of the CCP put it; "The chaos caused was on a grand scale and I take responsibility. Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility... If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it."


Anyway we swisse mountains have basically no reason to go to school anymore, since Exams are over. SO TEH BOOOREEEDDD D: D: D: D:

ELEPHANTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! MY WALL HAS BEEN OVERRUN! NOOOOOO

K bye

Pie.

One Word: Haircut

I now look like Hitler :(

Pie.

Herman

Pie here

Today I had chinese school, but since we already had our exams we did practically nothing for the whole day :P Urgh, such a WASTE.

I GOT A NEW BIKE TODAY GUYS!!! :D :D :D It is amazing :) now I can finally ride around freely!

A few days ago, I showed Yeo a movie I made on movie maker :) It's pretty kewl, if I do say so myself :3

LOL Yeo's reaction was priceless :D

Raffy is a hero, and now shall be named thus Herman is a supporter :3

Peaces.

raffy

EXAMS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER WOOOOOO
PARTEH TIMEZ PEOPLE.

everyone in school is so dead now. especially during lunch. yesterday pie and i tried to spice life up by singing pink fluffy unicorns as we pranced toward down the concrete road to our asian fellas. that didnt last very long. also we were responded with stone cold looks from everyone. and the hundred flowers withered as quickly as it had bloomed.


sosososososo im packing to move houses and you wouldnt believe the number of stuff i am finding. my giraffe named raffy for example. he is quite big and you could stick your fingers up his nostrils and belly button hahahah SO CUTE. urghh i cant be bothered packing. for the past two hours im been watching funny videos on youtube :D

also. i have not stopped growing taller as pie so rudely aforementioned. i have yet to have my growth spurt of which i will be taller than pie. MWAHAHAHAHA anyway. rick riordan's new book mark of athena IW4H87H34IUEFGH45OIEJGIURHNDVDF i have never met anyone more amazing.

oh except sherlock holmes. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON. ELEMENTARY. 073u4htih34uifwjkds amazing. i went to library and borrowed three sherlock holmes books today :D

pretty much summed up end-of-exams-day. okay. i need to go pack because my mum is yelling at me. bye.

-holmes. (yeo)

Exams :(

Hi, Pie here :)

Clarifying a few things, I am very dedicated to my studies, contrary to what Yeo says :D Also, the stereotypical thing was a joke. ahahaha A Joke.

Aw, I want to live next to Nandos :P Oh well. I expect that Yeo will be getting progressively wider as time passes :D

ANYWAY, we had our English exam today :P Language analysis sucks. Me and yeo had a massive debate about the tone and contention after the test LAWL :D I am now hated by Yeo due to the fact that my vocabulary is larger XP

Gotta study for Maths and History :P

Pie.

pink driveways

hoiiii today was so tiring. im moving houses yaaaay. or at least i think we are. and the house is so niiice and neeew and isdfhuwiphgwenf theres a nandos next door :DD

LOLOL im so unprepared for exams which are like next week. on the plus side we get to leave school early so SUCK ON THAT MAINSTREAMERS. ha. 

Pie and I have found an obvious default in the school's networking program. I got an email that said pie sent it at 3.02 AM and i was like o_O what on earth can you be doing i dont think pie's that dedicated to be studying LOLZ. 

OHOH and Pie was being all stereotypical and said that I share my secrets with everyone. RUDERUDERUDE. ALSO VERY SEXIST. not to mention the fact that elephants has developed an unhealthy interest in pie's weekly schedule ;) 

this was a really random post. like i have nothing to share on my life right now. also im learning maybe next year on the guitar. good song.

okay. bye. 

yeeo. 

Today is good :D LONG WEEKEND FTW!!!!!

Today I went to Yumcha :D it was delicious, and asian food is always good :) After we went to a desert store and got mango crepes:

 After, I went bike riding to burn off the calories :P
along the way I found a snail! :D
It reminded me of Yeo hahahahahhahahahaha.

aaaaand I totally forgot about all our homework aegslet gbp;ersfb lergg elsrg jlreg.

I'm screwed for tomorrow. :P It was fun while it lasted.

Pie

lets go throwing rocks at your window

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING LATELY PEEPS THERES BEEN SO MUCH HOMEWORK AND TESTS AND EXAMS AND SDFHAIORUHEQIPVEQR.

okay anyway. 

YESH PIE IS RIGHT, my new waterbottle is flipping amazing :') the first day i got it i was just running around spraying everyone with it and i think they all got really annoyed :P oh wells. the talent show was an epic fail. firstly i didnt even go to one rehearsal and then they forgot the freaking keyboard cord -.- so i couldnt play my violin solo instead i had to share the grand piano with my classmate and there was no share so we had to play standing up and my leg got so cramped up LOL. 

We just had our school's spring concert and pie and I are both in the choir and noone came LOL. Last time was better. and during our performance there was this indian couple and the wife was talking on the phone HAHA I was giggling throughout the performance :D

soooo long weekend! i went to watch looper HFOIUWEHIOURHGIEUORH its amazing. those who havent watched it. your mind will be blown. legit. PWOAH. also i got my friend a plastic dinosaur for his birthday, and he turned 15. i give the best presents ;) heh. 

I spent the whole today writing up this stupid science assignment essay mabobbie and im not even half way done. gosh. im exhausted. 

ANDANDANDAND I GOT A HAIRCUT HAHAHAHAHA I LOOK SO ASIAN OMG. PIE CAN JUSTIFY TOMORROW WHEN HE SEES IT HAHAHA. ITS RIDICULOUS. LOL.LOL.LOL. haircuts :') 

okay. this was a pree long post. i shall gracefully exit with song ;) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8-_pI1-9Q 

Hi, it's Pie.
Today, we had a science test, which wasn't too hard :) I think we all passed. Also, We have exams coming up and no one can make heads or tails out of the Maths Revision questions :P Not good.

We also performed Viva La Vida today! :D It was pretty good, only the mics were too far away and the audience couldn't really hear us :( Oh well.

Imma so bored.ERBE
N
G
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THETHTEHNJRATHTHJ

Watch the comic. Bye.

Pie.

Hi, it's Pie :3
I have been sick lately, because Yeo has passed to virus down to me. This is not good.

Also, our class is doing a performance tomorrow! :D We will be performing a rendition of 'Viva la Vida'. This should be fun, and OBVIOUSLY our class will win >:D

OR we will be foreshadowed by the other class performing Gangnam Style :P

BTW, Yeo got this cool new drink bottle that can spray water :D Goodbye hot days :)

-Sigh- We have a Science test tomorrow....

Pie.

-SIDE NOTE- Yeo is obsessed with this song:

And pretty much Taylor Swift in general :P

Hi, Pie here
We didn't use the Kiosk today :P Hooray for forgetfulness!

Today we did the History test (which neither me nor Yeo studied for) and it was surprisingly short :/ Yeo thought that the last question was hard. For me, the whole test was harder than I thought. Hopefully our teacher will be lenient and give us a pass :D
Also, Today Yeo went home sick AGAIN!!! Is hayfever really that bad? I personally do not have hayfever, so I cannot relate to those who do. But Yeo was sneezing non-stop and I started saying "SNEEZE" every time she wanted to sneeze. It worked in that she couldn't sneeze every time i did :D MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Unfortunately, this meant that there was a massive build-up of -disgust- inside of Yeo's nose when she went to blow it :P Not pleasant.

Today in English, our teacher played a game with us :) He said that we were all in an aircraft, which was doomed to plummet from the sky in fiery ball of metal. On the aircraft, there was only one parachute between two people.He then gave us each a persona. Our task was that we would have to come up with a speech explaining why we should be the one out of the pair to get the parachute. The class would then vote.
I was given the persona of a Retired Widow, to face against a Woman Recently Diagnosed with Cancer.
I won the parachute and lived, purely because of the reason that I declared I was the Widow of Bear Grylls XD

We also spent the majority of maths class stealing Silo's water bottle. Ninja skills training :D
Elephants were relatively 'tame' today.

Next time,
Pie.

heyy,

so today we had sport again and I, like the faithful player I was, blocked many shots from the atrocious airplane lover. he sure kicks hard. so today sucked. a lot. we had that english CAT of which during that time I ungraciously hit my hand against the table and made the loudest head-turning noise ever. awkward. also, pie WAGGED choir. WAGGED. WAGGED. unacceptable. and after that we obedient-choir-going people+rebelpie went to the coolest compass kiosk but were yelled at by that stupid vice-principal. LOL. the look on her face :D 

im screwed for history. 

goodbye world. 

Hiiiiiii, Pie here.
Today was kind of stressful.
English class consisted of us bringing in 10 quotes from Romeo and Juliet (which I finished this morning) and writing an essay as a common assessment task :( Yeo and I chose different topics. Pretty sure I didn't do too well...

Ah well, our English teacher's a poo anyway :D

We also have a history test tomorrow :( WHYYYY

I feels like this :)

Pie

hey guyz,
Just so you know, while we had sport on monday, i did not 'just stand there and do nothing'. geez pie I gave a solid good kick or two that actually went on to some people unlike pie here who just kept kicking (or more like obstructing the ball's path) making it fly out of the court in many different directions, waayy too many to count. anyway, I went surfing today! IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING OMGGGGGG seriously. its too good not to be done on a regular basis! I was actually amazing though I stood up on the very first wave :) beat that pie. I think i have massive sunburn though but urghhh summer's coming I AM SO GOING AGAIN.

hey guess what. I BOUGHT TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW ALBUM RED SDUYFGERUFBE ITS AMAZING. ALL HATERS OF TAYLOR, YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC. THAT IS ALL I WOULD LIKE TO SAY.

oh and also, I got a huge lecture from my English teacher today through a slightly embarrassing email because I didn't show him some stupid format -.- i have so much homework to do its not even funny.

bye.

Hi,

I swear Elephants are getting weirder and more disturbing by the second D: The stuff I witness is too disturbing to report back to the general public.

Recently I have been to WaterMarc, which is basically the best swimming centre in the world :) There was this incredible water slide that was as big as the building. Self-explanatory.

The only downside was that I cut me knee on the way down :P

Today Yeo went away to catch some waves, so I was left all by my lonesome with only Elephants to talk to

:( It was pretty horrific.

Wow, I just realised just how behind Yeo is on maths :/ how sad. But when our maths teacher is going through 3 Units at once, that's understandable.

I'm out :)

Pie.

Hi, Pie here :3

Well, a new week, a new start.
Haha so falsely deep and philosophical :)

Today we played soccer and, needless to say, we won all of our games because we're cool kids :) Even though I sustained injury after injury after injury (for the good of the team), while Yeo just stood there and did nothing. P.s: You can thank me later.

After a while, Yeo got sick and tired and was unceremoniously kicked out of class as the teacher scrambled away from her, Shouting "I DARE NO LONGER STAY!"

But we're sane now, so rest assured. :)

Also, I got bored and with lack of appropriate entertainment, I made this:

Hooray for photoshop :3  Slender is too scary to be taken seriously.

Pie.

Made my day :3

Pie.

oheyy, yeo here. WE ARE DEM SWISSE MOUNTAINS. unfortunately pie dislikes that classification. but whatever. this is our introduction. today was uneventful. actually..

GRAVY AND TOOOOOAAAAAASSSSST

mk im out. 

Welcome to this site of Unanimous Peace and Quiet.

Just Joking. This is the abode of Pie and Yeo. The lives of these two great individuals will be documented on this blog henceforth.

BTW, Elephants are deemed to be annoying, and thus shunned. All supporters of Elephants, the door is that way.

Today, we went through a rigorous session of draining activities, which included Choir practice. that was terrible. Yeo seems to have lost the capacity to make competent harmonies, leading to many confusions within our section. Oh well.

Life may well resume as normal.