Sol Rant

O MY GOSH IT IS TOO HOT TO DO ANYTHING HSFSFBJWDSJFEOCW

So today I had to go to school at 11:30, which is supposed to be a good thing BUT NO, It's just closer to noon and HOTTER. PLUS I had to walk to school today. IN THE #@*$ 38 DEGREE WEATHER. Seriously, why Walk? I'm basically burning calories just by standing in the sun, hey.
Got to school and there was basically no-one there :( Yeo HAD WAGGED so I was stuck there with nothing to do. We had an inconsequential assembly where we picked out year level captains for next year, but since us Swisse mountains aren't in the same level next year it was a big waste of time. Atleast there was Air-con :)

Come lunchtime there was 0% cloud cover so it was even hotter. I used up a coupon and got a free Ice-pole at the cafeteria :D It was great to have that small mercy :)

Then I walked home again and died a second time while leaving a trail of sweat behind me as if I was Hansel and I would only find my way back to school if my body fluids did not evaporate. Sheesh.

Long story short, I hate this.

Pie.

states of america

OHIO! 

i wagged school today cos theres like no point in going heh

so im in mah new house! searching random youtube videos lul

I've seen this song on my youtube feed for agggeees but i just clicked on it, it's actually pree good. 

nothing else of relevant interest to report.

peace. -pring

\/\/3 @r3 n3\/3r 3\/3r G3++!/\/g b@k 2g3+|-|3r!

wijefwiuenwelkwe this is like the best cover of this song

mister farenheit

hoi peeps! long time no post.

okay so yes, elephants is welcome here now although it would be nice if they were kept unaware. ALSO I am not unco-ordinated. it wasn't as dramatic as pie described it to be. i'm just slightly in-balanced :P

wriugh3iou4ghwregdskj Pie and I have like 4/6 of the same subjects and we're not in any of the same classes ! what is this witchery. i swear this is rigged. maybe it's too much for the teachers to handle the both of us in the same class mwahahhaha

it's been occurring to me lately that lunch times have become predominantly boring that Pie and I are reduced to stalking and spying on people >:) while eating surprisingly delicious-but-soggy-corn-chip-mashed-up tacos. BEE IN A BOTTLE NO LONGER DISPLAYS IGNORANCE YAYAYAYAAY :) i dont think i should be that happy about it but i am dbshefbwrgb. anyway. this whole week we've had choir rehearsals period 1 and 2 that pie is not-so-subtly WAGGING. tshk. it's actually pretty fun. check this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM  

TWO HUNDRED DEGREES THATS WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FARENHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTT


so ive been like moving 204950348971212 boxes to my new house. and my back hurts and my shoulder hurts and my arm hurts and my leg hurts and my neck hurts and basically everything else. its exhaaaaausssting. i think im starting to get muscles ;) if i recall correctly, that grosses Pie out. lul.


-pring-shing-a-ling-gles

Skyfall

Saw the film above today :D It's pretty good!

See it and judge for yourself :)

Pie

The welcoming of Elephants- We're Sorry, We Love You

This is an announcement.

ELEPHANTS ARE HEREBY ALLOWED AS INHABITANTS OF THIS AREA. THIS FOLLOWS DECREE NUMBER 254, STATING THE FREEDOM AND RIGHTS OF PACHYDERMS. END OF NOTICE.

This is a revoloutionary movement to prevent further unfair and underhanded slandering of such innocent animals.

Pie.

A day of fails.

Today was, as the title of this post suggests, full of fail.

First we had History, which consisted of us picking quotes out of Mao's little red book and analysing them.
Fail #1: Typos in Mao's book
The amount of typos in the book was just terrible. EXAMPLE: "Yhe communist party of China env-eloped boundaries of teh so-cial governing commitee and aims to."  < This is just stupid. I think the reason why it's called the little red book is because the couldn't be bothered using the red underlines in spellcheck and just painted the whole book instead. seriously.

Then we had this Speaker come over from India and give us inspiring speeches. That was not part of the fail. The fail started when Yeo and Co. wanted to move their seats over due to their proximity to Elephants.
Fail #2: Yeo's uncoordinated chair-moving
As Yeo started to move the chair to the side, it suddenly tipped and Yeo basically face planted into the carpet XD hahahahahaha I'm still laughing over that :3 Yeo then proceeded to struggle around on the floor before managing to pull both herself and the chair upright again. :)

We then proceeded to Maths, where the rest of the fails occurred. I was playing with Yeo's highlighter.
Fail #3: Unintentionally accurate highlighter throw
When Yeo requested the highlighter, I slid it across the table and it somehow ended up in Yeo and Co.'s shoe :D When Yeo went to retrieve it, it was found sticking straight out of the shoe, waiting for Yeo.
I then moved on to play with Yeo's maths book, but to our dismay, ELEPHANTS JOINED IN D:
Fail #4: Elephants infect Yeo's various properties
Elephants started smothering hands all over Yeo's page, while me and Yeo looked at each other like "BURN IT! BURN THE PAGE!" It was horrific.

Basically, 1 Big Fail.

Pie.

Breaking News

THIS CALLS FOR A LATE ANNOUNCEMENT:
PIE'S VCE 1/2 SUBJECTS:

Subject 1: MAM11b

Subject 2: BIO11b

Subject 3: LIT11a

Subject 4: PHI11a

Subject 5: PSY11d

Subject 6: PHY11d

This is all :) Thank you.

The Farting Crisis

Today, Everyone died.

LITERALLY everyone we saw today was out of energy. We swisse mountains (nudge nudge Yeo, nudge nudge) have a reason to be drained of energy, as we been through the ordeals of exams. But OTHER people have no excuse :( As Chairman Mao of the CCP put it; "The chaos caused was on a grand scale and I take responsibility. Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility... If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it."


Anyway we swisse mountains have basically no reason to go to school anymore, since Exams are over. SO TEH BOOOREEEDDD D: D: D: D:

ELEPHANTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! MY WALL HAS BEEN OVERRUN! NOOOOOO

K bye

Pie.

One Word: Haircut

I now look like Hitler :(

Pie.

Herman

Pie here

Today I had chinese school, but since we already had our exams we did practically nothing for the whole day :P Urgh, such a WASTE.

I GOT A NEW BIKE TODAY GUYS!!! :D :D :D It is amazing :) now I can finally ride around freely!

A few days ago, I showed Yeo a movie I made on movie maker :) It's pretty kewl, if I do say so myself :3

LOL Yeo's reaction was priceless :D

Raffy is a hero, and now shall be named thus Herman is a supporter :3

Peaces.

raffy

EXAMS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER WOOOOOO
PARTEH TIMEZ PEOPLE.

everyone in school is so dead now. especially during lunch. yesterday pie and i tried to spice life up by singing pink fluffy unicorns as we pranced toward down the concrete road to our asian fellas. that didnt last very long. also we were responded with stone cold looks from everyone. and the hundred flowers withered as quickly as it had bloomed.


sosososososo im packing to move houses and you wouldnt believe the number of stuff i am finding. my giraffe named raffy for example. he is quite big and you could stick your fingers up his nostrils and belly button hahahah SO CUTE. urghh i cant be bothered packing. for the past two hours im been watching funny videos on youtube :D

also. i have not stopped growing taller as pie so rudely aforementioned. i have yet to have my growth spurt of which i will be taller than pie. MWAHAHAHAHA anyway. rick riordan's new book mark of athena IW4H87H34IUEFGH45OIEJGIURHNDVDF i have never met anyone more amazing.

oh except sherlock holmes. ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON. ELEMENTARY. 073u4htih34uifwjkds amazing. i went to library and borrowed three sherlock holmes books today :D

pretty much summed up end-of-exams-day. okay. i need to go pack because my mum is yelling at me. bye.

-holmes. (yeo)

Exams :(

Hi, Pie here :)

Clarifying a few things, I am very dedicated to my studies, contrary to what Yeo says :D Also, the stereotypical thing was a joke. ahahaha A Joke.

Aw, I want to live next to Nandos :P Oh well. I expect that Yeo will be getting progressively wider as time passes :D

ANYWAY, we had our English exam today :P Language analysis sucks. Me and yeo had a massive debate about the tone and contention after the test LAWL :D I am now hated by Yeo due to the fact that my vocabulary is larger XP

Gotta study for Maths and History :P

Pie.

pink driveways

hoiiii today was so tiring. im moving houses yaaaay. or at least i think we are. and the house is so niiice and neeew and isdfhuwiphgwenf theres a nandos next door :DD

LOLOL im so unprepared for exams which are like next week. on the plus side we get to leave school early so SUCK ON THAT MAINSTREAMERS. ha. 

Pie and I have found an obvious default in the school's networking program. I got an email that said pie sent it at 3.02 AM and i was like o_O what on earth can you be doing i dont think pie's that dedicated to be studying LOLZ. 

OHOH and Pie was being all stereotypical and said that I share my secrets with everyone. RUDERUDERUDE. ALSO VERY SEXIST. not to mention the fact that elephants has developed an unhealthy interest in pie's weekly schedule ;) 

this was a really random post. like i have nothing to share on my life right now. also im learning maybe next year on the guitar. good song.

okay. bye. 

yeeo. 

Today is good :D LONG WEEKEND FTW!!!!!

Today I went to Yumcha :D it was delicious, and asian food is always good :) After we went to a desert store and got mango crepes:

 After, I went bike riding to burn off the calories :P
along the way I found a snail! :D
It reminded me of Yeo hahahahahhahahahaha.

aaaaand I totally forgot about all our homework aegslet gbp;ersfb lergg elsrg jlreg.

I'm screwed for tomorrow. :P It was fun while it lasted.

Pie

lets go throwing rocks at your window

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING LATELY PEEPS THERES BEEN SO MUCH HOMEWORK AND TESTS AND EXAMS AND SDFHAIORUHEQIPVEQR.

okay anyway. 

YESH PIE IS RIGHT, my new waterbottle is flipping amazing :') the first day i got it i was just running around spraying everyone with it and i think they all got really annoyed :P oh wells. the talent show was an epic fail. firstly i didnt even go to one rehearsal and then they forgot the freaking keyboard cord -.- so i couldnt play my violin solo instead i had to share the grand piano with my classmate and there was no share so we had to play standing up and my leg got so cramped up LOL. 

We just had our school's spring concert and pie and I are both in the choir and noone came LOL. Last time was better. and during our performance there was this indian couple and the wife was talking on the phone HAHA I was giggling throughout the performance :D

soooo long weekend! i went to watch looper HFOIUWEHIOURHGIEUORH its amazing. those who havent watched it. your mind will be blown. legit. PWOAH. also i got my friend a plastic dinosaur for his birthday, and he turned 15. i give the best presents ;) heh. 

I spent the whole today writing up this stupid science assignment essay mabobbie and im not even half way done. gosh. im exhausted. 

ANDANDANDAND I GOT A HAIRCUT HAHAHAHAHA I LOOK SO ASIAN OMG. PIE CAN JUSTIFY TOMORROW WHEN HE SEES IT HAHAHA. ITS RIDICULOUS. LOL.LOL.LOL. haircuts :') 

okay. this was a pree long post. i shall gracefully exit with song ;) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8-_pI1-9Q