Monday, 19 November 2012

A day of fails.

Today was, as the title of this post suggests, full of fail.

First we had History, which consisted of us picking quotes out of Mao's little red book and analysing them.
Fail #1: Typos in Mao's book
The amount of typos in the book was just terrible. EXAMPLE: "Yhe communist party of China env-eloped boundaries of teh so-cial governing commitee and aims to."  < This is just stupid. I think the reason why it's called the little red book is because the couldn't be bothered using the red underlines in spellcheck and just painted the whole book instead. seriously.

Then we had this Speaker come over from India and give us inspiring speeches. That was not part of the fail. The fail started when Yeo and Co. wanted to move their seats over due to their proximity to Elephants.
Fail #2: Yeo's uncoordinated chair-moving
As Yeo started to move the chair to the side, it suddenly tipped and Yeo basically face planted into the carpet XD hahahahahaha I'm still laughing over that :3 Yeo then proceeded to struggle around on the floor before managing to pull both herself and the chair upright again. :)

We then proceeded to Maths, where the rest of the fails occurred. I was playing with Yeo's highlighter.
Fail #3: Unintentionally accurate highlighter throw
When Yeo requested the highlighter, I slid it across the table and it somehow ended up in Yeo and Co.'s shoe :D When Yeo went to retrieve it, it was found sticking straight out of the shoe, waiting for Yeo.
I then moved on to play with Yeo's maths book, but to our dismay, ELEPHANTS JOINED IN D:
Fail #4: Elephants infect Yeo's various properties
Elephants started smothering hands all over Yeo's page, while me and Yeo looked at each other like "BURN IT! BURN THE PAGE!" It was horrific.

Basically, 1 Big Fail.

Pie.

3 comments:

  1. Ok! Just had to comment. I couldn't be bothered earlier but this.... this is epic! Now... is elephants referring to something specific?
    But that just cracked me up. An amazing day.

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  2. From:
    -Barbie
    -Blondie
    -Pie may know me as the only female Long March goer XD. "That dress is a bit breezier than a pair of pants." XP
    Just thought i should partially identify myself....

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