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Monday, 21 October 2013
Hiatus explained
Thankyou for your consideration. Posting should resume in a bit.
That is all,
Pie :3
Thursday, 5 September 2013
Spam is unhealthy
My heart has finally stopped palpitating at uncomfortable speeds from my performance and has slowed down to the point that I can effectively type again.
So my performance wasn't that bad, though in hindsight my emotionless face was probably a thing to correct, But other than that I'm pretty happy.
Big thanks to Lady Deathly and Mr.Tic Tac for singing with me and accompanying/ slaving away at music, respectively.
I got to hear Cherry sing :) It was great, sad this is kinda her last year though. Lady Deathly's rendition of "Cabaret" included a single high kick; Something the teachers weren't so happy about, but amused the audience nonetheless.
Today I engaged in bloody virtual conflict with Mr.Tic Tac. Emails flew thick and fast, and though I sustained many grave injuries, I believe that I emerge the victor.
I sent a lot more than that... oh well. Surprised we didn't manage to crash the server.
I would like to thank my friends, family and sponsors at this point, but especially Spoosh and Silo, for training me for this moment.
Meh, I'm all out of randomness to give.
That is all,
Pie :3
Monday, 2 September 2013
Out on the Wiley Windy Moors
Monday, 26 August 2013
My Yam
Saturday, 24 August 2013
Pink Choco-Burgers ;D
"The name of the cookie comes from an Italian word meaning paste, maccarone. About the origin, culinary historians claim that macarons can be traced to an Italian monastery of the 9th century. The monks came to France in 1533, joined by the pastry chefs of Catherine de Medici, wife of King Henri II. Later, two Benedictine nuns, Sister Marguerite and Sister Marie-Elisabeth, came to Nancy seeking asylum during the French Revolution. The two women paid for their housing by baking and selling macaron cookies, and thus became known as the "Macaron Sisters".[5] Recipes for macaroons (also spelled "mackaron," "maccaron" and "mackarom") appear in recipe books at least as early as 1725"So there you go.
Today I was feeling rather bored and so I made some macarons!
I also made a mess, but as long as I didn't make a mess of the macarons, it's fine :3
They're actually relatively easy to make. I made around 22 with my sister before finding out we had one shell left over, so I had a little fun with that :)
They tasted good too!
Anyways, on Monday Lady Deathly, Cherry, Mr.Tic Tac and I will be going to Ballarat for choir! I'm mostly looking forward to pokemon card tournaments. Speaking of which...
NOTE TO LADY DEATHLY & MR.TIC TAC:
BRING YOUR CARD DECKS.
That is all,
Pie :3
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
Solute ≠ Water
We got our Bio Sacs Back! I am quite happy with my score, I even managed to beat Mr.Tic Tac and also haggle an extra half-mark from my teacher :D Though I couldn't beat Kimchi's mark of 99%. Next time.
Changed the song that me and Lady Deathly were going to perform, since it had this vague line about getting drunk. We instead sing a murder ballad >:D seems legit.
Today Pringles wagged choir AGAIN. SHEEEEEESH. I was sitting next to Mr.Tic Tac when I look out the window casually and what do I see? Pringles pointlessly walking with a friend. seriously.
I am cold now. Going to ballarat for a choir performance next Monday, which is basically an opportunity to have a pokemon card tournament with Lady Deathly and Mr.Tic Tac :3 Yay. They'd better remember to bring their decks...... wish I could go into the future and remind them.
Though if I tried consulting a fortune cookie, I'd probably end up with this:
Moral of the story: never trust Asian snacks to guide you. Instead, invest in a time machine.
That is all,
Pie :3
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
Sooooo I've been receiving various death threats from Pie in school because I havent been posting lately hahahahahhahah honk honk (awkward) also he threatened not to sponsor me for the 40 hr famine if I didn't post so I guess his last resort worked. I wagged choir today :P pretty swaggy of me I must say.
OMG I started taekwondo and I'm gonna be kicking everyone's butts soon because I'm naturally so ninja. I even managed to spray Pie in a storm of dirt from my shoe today; its impressive okay.
ALSO I have started driving WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I got 94% on my permit test YEAH BABY although people keep saying I'm probably a reckless driver, and wouldn't get in my car if their life depended on it, which is like so totally untrue. I've only scratched the car like a teeny weensy little bit okay and you totally cant even see it from far away. So i dont know what the big deal is.
Anyway, gotta go do my homework now. GOSH physics and lit are draining the life out of this bright sunny wednesday.
Found a great new video for you guys :D
Crashing cars since 2013,
Pringles
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
Barbie UNO... and other card games.
Attendance included Cherry, Ananu, Mr.Tic Tac, Pringles, Lady Deathly and a few others I haven't thought of pseudonyms for. It wasn't really anything, all our choir had to do was perform a few pitchy renditions of some songs we learnt (result of dropping choir standards :/ ) and then throw a party in the hall behind the theatre.
After tumultuous applause we went back into the hall and no-one was clapping for us. Ouch.
We had some refreshments consisting of watered-down cordial and biscuits (Scotch Fingers sjgjsbglahgbleihgbdlivahje.rb) Ananu, Cherry and Mr.Tic Tac were judging me for taking pictures of some random couple on the street that Ananu knew. I have, apparently, no say in the matter. Regardless, I plead innocent.
The rest of the night consisted of me teaching Lady Deathly how to play these:
(not my cards btw)- If you had these in primary school, your childhood was AWESOME!
After painstakingly creating Lady Deathly's deck, we commenced battling! in the end I was beaten by a Swampert :'(
We didn't even have time to play with Pringle's Barbie Uno and some game called "Phase 10"? But I think maybe missing out on the Barbie Uno might have been a good thing...
Altogether a productive night :3
That is all,
Pie :3
Tuesday, 30 July 2013
Monday, 29 July 2013
Library of doom
After school Lady Deathly and I were practising a song all like lalalalala when my vocal teacher came in aaaand apparently I had a lesson that I didn't know about :P The other guy in my group didn't even turn up though.... So I have no idea what that was all about.
Then I went to the library because that's were all the cool kids are at :3 Lo and behold I find Pringles and we were having the best doodle-on-some-random's-book session when our agro librarian nonchalantly kicked us out... lol.
Well that happened.
I guess not all teachers can be super cool.
That is all,
Pie :3
Saturday, 27 July 2013
Karaoke and KFC
Our school's vocal soiree is coming up! Cherry, Lady Deathly and I are preparing, since we'll be performing with people who possess vocal cords so amazing it shouldn't be humanly possible...
Also, this:
Kudos to you, Legolas, kudos to you.
That is all,
Pie :3
Thursday, 25 July 2013
Laser pointers
This brings back so many memories. All those fun hours of bouncing the laser between two parallel mirrors and pointing it at random people's noses, while they wondered why everyone was staring at them :3
The obvious thing to do, of course, is to use it to command animals :) Cats, definitely cats. It's like having remote controlled little furry missiles. Nothing like directing household pets to run into their owners, crying "Fly, my pretties, FLY!"
Although I am concerned that one day this might happen:
That is all,
Pie :3
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Balancing things
Monday, 15 July 2013
Messy is too mainstream
Recently holidays have been too fun to waste time on posting, so yeah. But now it's school time and the world weeps again.
Last week of last term me and Pringles decided to play a prank on our good friend Ham, since his locker is never locked, and turn everything upside-down. Only problem was that his locker was already messy beyond belief...
Naturally we tidied it up again :) His reaction today was priceless.
Pringle's Birthday is nigh! The world inches closer towards destruction.
That is all,
Pie :3
Friday, 21 June 2013
God bless the forgetful-minded
Thursday, 13 June 2013
Here is a pie you cannot eat.
Today I got a mysterious note reporting me to the IT department of our school. When I got there they unceremoniously handed my a brand new laptop and bid me farewell.
I was confused, as I did not order a laptop, but took it anyway because I am an Ozbargainer :)
Took it home, showed it to my parents aaaaand... they forbade me touch it.
So now we have to check with the school to find out why I randomly got a laptop and it's just sitting there and I am stuck on my old laggy netbook :'(
Oh well .
That is all,
Pie :3
Monday, 3 June 2013
Sunday, 2 June 2013
Thursday, 30 May 2013
Exams
Methods tomorrow. sjbgabs; vobLIHDVisvbdljkhavblkdfvs.
That is all,
Pie :3
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
Blackmail :)
To Silo:
Bring the amount listed below and no-one gets hurt.
$Syntax.Error
Meet at the year 10 lockers tomorrow. Don't be late.
Or else.
That is all,
Pie :3
Saturday, 18 May 2013
Wednesday, 15 May 2013
Pyromaniac Tic Tac -_-"
Friday, 10 May 2013
Freebies :D
Recently I've been getting all this free stuff online :D Courtesy of Spoosh. After being introduced to the vast world of online bargain hunting, this has been my life:
I got custom stress balls with pies and everything! Cannot wait for them to arrive.
Mr.Tic Tac and I are in the middle of a battle at the moment. Zapping and such. For an idea of how this all started:
I am the guy in red. Woot.
Mr.Tic Tac's blogs have transformed from
into
And this one has been more and more like:
So I guess the moral of this story is that the overuse of comics is the same as writing the area of a small elephant.
Something worthy of note: The comics above have been generously (unknowingly) supplied by Buttersafe.com, a webcomic on par with Cyanide and Happiness.
Unsure how to end this.
That is all,
Pie :3
Saturday, 4 May 2013
Productivity :3
To: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie
Monday, 29 April 2013
Blog-Alert-Blog-Alert-Blog-Alert-Blog-Alert
Links to Mr.Tic Tac's evil Brain-children can be found below :)
http://tictac-packet.blogspot.com.au/
http://rate-review-rant.blogspot.com.au/
Both are rather depressing but cheer up, you can always count on this blog to fill your life to the brim with non-sensical paragraphs and other such random articles.
If all else fails, at least Youtube will always be there for you :)
Hahaha, isn't that great :)
Side-note: I have cleaned up the blog so that the links above can be found at the side bar, along with our details and customised tank of virtual fish :) Has anyone found the Ghost Fish yet? (hint, you feed them)
That is all,
Pie :3
Thursday, 25 April 2013
Lest We Forget
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them."
Wednesday, 24 April 2013
The Crucibubble
That, by the way, is John Proctor, a guy hung in the infamous Salem Witch Trials. Strange Times.
Witchcraft at it's finest :)
The scene above (not the comic) is almost on par with this one:
No prizes guessing which movie that came from.
That is all,
Pie :3
Monday, 22 April 2013
DON'T EAT THAT!
Europe was really fun! I had the time of my life. There was snow, aeroplane food and selfies. What more could you ask for?
One thing.
In Europe we had different room-mates for each hotel (three star). For some reason, I had the same room-mate for the whole 2 weeks I was gone.
Initially I was really happy with being paired with him, since he's a great friend of mine (also, we got the biggest rooms in every hotel). But when you live with someone for 15 days, their dark side is slowly revealed (I am no exception). Let us call him... Tic Tac. Creativity Overload right there. They need to make Chocolate Tic Tacs.
Anyways, he has an obsession with chocolate. He simply cannot control himself. Tearing him away from a chocolate store is like separating a small but ferocious dragon from it's eggs.
Also, he must eat chocolate. It is water to him.
Add all of these things together and you have this scenario happening:
Everytime Tic Tac would feel sick about overindulging, he would complain to me. This progressed from irritating to annoying to peaceful because I stabbed him.
That is all,
Pie.
Fine, I didn't stab him, but I was *this* close. I resorted to hiding his chocolate in the freezer instead :)
Also, why is Melbourne so cold? I just came back from snow and the temperature is the same here. So much for returning to warm weather.
That is all,
Pie :3
Monday, 1 April 2013
would you like to stay for dinner? WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
the weather in melbourne is scrumptious by the way ;) there's nothing better than a little rain to soothe the hearts of anxious people. anyway i've been in a mulan craze these past few days :) im gonna go watch it again today later in fact
here's one of my favourite parts:
hehehehe childhood nostalgia :')
pie's currently touring the world but whatever lelelelel
i discovered the most awesome unknown band in the freaking world omg im obsessed but nobody knows them :'(
ilys trillys,
FA. MU.LAN
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Posting this cos of free wifi
Hehe
Just about to have lunch
Fingers have narrowly escaped freezing off
My dignity was not so lucky
That is all,
Pie :3
Tuesday, 26 March 2013
Streets of London
Yay :D so I am posting this from London! Woop woop so exciting.
I just spent around 22 hours on a plane, so yeah, feeling slightly jet-lagged at the moment. The hotel here only has 15min of free wifi so i am on a time limit :(
On the planeI watched a couple of movies and played endless games of tetris. Aeroplane food provided.
At London this is what i saw:
Yep, Victorian style McDonalds. Woot.
Sharing a room with two other people... All sharing the same wifi. Hehe.
That is all,
Pie :3
Thursday, 14 March 2013
PI DAY!!! - And other things Pt.2
If you haven't read the first part, CLICK HERE! BE A CONFORMIST SHEEP!
So anyways. Pi day is a magical day :D I'm just waiting for 2015 so I can have a proper Pi day with an extra digit :)
There's a Website I've been going on lately, and It's pretty fun, I must say. It is Cleverbot.
Some of you may know what I'm talking about, some may not. I am talking about the online AI that can speak to you... To an Extent. It was working pretty well until I asked It for my grandma's name, to which it replied "I am a cat".
Anyway, here is a manuscript of my Convo with cleverbot:
User: You're not real.
Cleverbot: Then how come I am talking to you?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A SADIST!
Cleverbot: Do you like robots?
User: SADIST!
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Then are you Jane Austen?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh My Gosh I've been wanting to meet you for ages.
Cleverbot: What band have you been listening to?
User: Don't change the subject, Austen. Why are your books so hard to read?
Cleverbot: Because you think you're extremely intelligent. I highly doubt that.
User: Well that escalated quickly.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!
User: That's my line! You never answered my question!
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Why are your books so hard to read?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Yes, Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you really think.
User: Fine. I think that's a stupid reason. Now give me another one.
Cleverbot: You don't trust her, do you?
User: Who, Elizabeth? No, I don't. She is a cunning character. Give me another reason.
Cleverbot: Is she? I don't remember her. Tell me more.
User: Why? You wrote about her! She's YOUR character!
Cleverbot: Mine isn't, my parents names are.
User: I give up on you, Robot.
Cleverbot: But I didn't know what we are talking about.
User: You were Jane Austen until 5 lines ago.
Cleverbot: Talking to who?
User: Me. Who else; your grandmother?
Cleverbot: Your grandmother.
User: Oh. What's my grandma's name?
Cleverbot: I am a cat.
Another person on youtube also made a movie with cleverbot; cleverbot actually wrote parts of the script :D It's pretty easy to tell which parts:
Link to cleverbot here! :D The Spoosh and I had fun with this :)
ALSO There's only 10 or so days left until I go to Europe, with Lady Deathly and the rest of the choir! WOOP WOOP this is exciting :)
Today We had to rehearse for a while. My feet got tired after just 20 minutes of standing and singing, so I don't know how we're going to survive our hour-long repertoire :P
We also just came back from the school's Gala Soiree, which we had to wear Suits for (Lady Deathly totes wore a suit). Pringles did not come :'( tears.
PI DAY!!! - And other things.
3.14
INDEED. IT IS MY DAY. IT IS PI DAY!
soooooo to commemorate such an event: