First period: Mr.Tic Tac decides to become an arsonist.
Biology. Brings to mind flowers and butterflies. My teacher had a stroke of inspiration that we should do a prac by heating seeds and watching them germinate. It's all fun and games until Mr.Tic Tac gets ahold of the matches. After lighting the bunsen burner, he proceeds to set the world around him alight. And then he complains when I blow the fire out before we have another ash Wednesday.
Second period: I experiment on little children.
Not technically true; I only used the results collected from experimenting on little children. The actual experimenting I did last week :)
Those results were used to complete my Psychology SAC, where we had to explain why little kids don't like people sitting on their soft toys, and why they always hold tea parties for them. Not terribly interesting.
Third period: I almost become a hypocrite.
Physics. For some reason our teacher also decides to give us a prac. Correction; he decides to give us an EPI. Effectively the same thing, but sounds more professional. Which is exactly the reason we go to school: to sound like experts and pretend to know things.
Anyway, the EPI he gives us involves placing pencils into a circuit and seeing how well they conduct. Sure, that's probably how the electric chair was legalised at first. "I'm just going to see how well this guy conducts. I want to know how much resistance he has." I just made a physics joke. It's ok if you don't understand.
Me and Silo insert the pencil into the circuit and... boom: the pencil in the other group's circuit catches fire and starts burning graphite. Luckily we were smart cookies and put in a safety switch in ours to preserve our pencils.
Lunch: Film Noire
Food and Movie :) We (Me, Ananu and Lady Deathly) watched the second half of a movie called "The Maltese Nightingale". It is not a film about avian choc-malt balls, but it might as well have been for all its random plot twists.
The effective plot of this film (spoiler alert):
There is a guy who's partner is killed for some ancient statuette of a pigeon. Everyone back-stabs everyone else and the main character predictably falls in love with the femme-fatale, whom he hates until it is convenient for him to love her. Afterwards there's a big drama of difficult description and the whole thing ends.
Fourth period: More Film Noire
Literature. Watched another movie called "Double Indemnity". Basically a Guy who kills a woman's husband for her and then kills her. the end. Also stomachs getting in the way of guns being cleaned.
After school:
Choir. Mr.Tic Tac tried to get back at me for halting his career as a terrorist. Sang random mostly nonsensical songs.
It is raining :(
That is all,
Pie :3
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