Exams

My hand has died. Literature and Philosophy exams should not be taken on the same day.
Methods tomorrow. sjbgabs; vobLIHDVisvbdljkhavblkdfvs.

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Pie :3

Blackmail :)

To Silo:

Bring the amount listed below and no-one gets hurt.

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Meet at the year 10 lockers tomorrow. Don't be late.

Or else.

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Pie :3

Tears :'(

This physics EPI is stabbing me repeatedly in the face :(

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Pie :3

Pyromaniac Tic Tac -_-"

Today was quite busy...

First period: Mr.Tic Tac decides to become an arsonist.

Biology. Brings to mind flowers and butterflies. My teacher had a stroke of inspiration that we should do a prac by heating seeds and watching them germinate. It's all fun and games until Mr.Tic Tac gets ahold of the matches. After lighting the bunsen burner, he proceeds to set the world around him alight. And then he complains when I blow the fire out before we have another ash Wednesday.

Second period: I experiment on little children.

Not technically true; I only used the results collected from experimenting on little children. The actual experimenting I did last week :)

Those results were used to complete my Psychology SAC, where we had to explain why little kids don't like people sitting on their soft toys, and why they always hold tea parties for them. Not terribly interesting.

Third period: I almost become a hypocrite.

Physics. For some reason our teacher also decides to give us a prac. Correction; he decides to give us an EPI. Effectively the same thing, but sounds more professional. Which is exactly the reason we go to school: to sound like experts and pretend to know things.

Anyway, the EPI he gives us involves placing pencils into a circuit and seeing how well they conduct. Sure, that's probably how the electric chair was legalised at first. "I'm just going to see how well this guy conducts. I want to know how much resistance he has." I just made a physics joke. It's ok if you don't understand.

Me and Silo insert the pencil into the circuit and... boom: the pencil in the other group's circuit catches fire and starts burning graphite. Luckily we were smart cookies and put in a safety switch in ours to preserve our pencils.

Lunch: Film Noire

Food and Movie :) We (Me, Ananu and Lady Deathly) watched the second half of a movie called "The Maltese Nightingale". It is not a film about avian choc-malt balls, but it might as well have been for all its random plot twists.

The effective plot of this film (spoiler alert):

There is a guy who's partner is killed for some ancient statuette of a pigeon. Everyone back-stabs everyone else and the main character predictably falls in love with the femme-fatale, whom he hates until it is convenient for him to love her. Afterwards there's a big drama of difficult description and the whole thing ends.

Fourth period: More Film Noire

Literature. Watched another movie called "Double Indemnity". Basically a Guy who kills a woman's husband for her and then kills her. the end. Also stomachs getting in the way of guns being cleaned.

After school:

Choir. Mr.Tic Tac tried to get back at me for halting his career as a terrorist. Sang random mostly nonsensical songs.

It is raining :(

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Pie :3

Freebies :D

Why hello.
Recently I've been getting all this free stuff online :D Courtesy of Spoosh. After being introduced to the vast world of online bargain hunting, this has been my life:

I got custom stress balls with pies and everything! Cannot wait for them to arrive.

Mr.Tic Tac and I are in the middle of a battle at the moment. Zapping and such. For an idea of how this all started:

I am the guy in red. Woot.

Mr.Tic Tac's blogs have transformed from

into

And this one has been more and more like:

So I guess the moral of this story is that the overuse of comics is the same as writing the area of a small elephant.

Something worthy of note: The comics above have been generously (unknowingly) supplied by Buttersafe.com, a webcomic on par with Cyanide and Happiness.

Unsure how to end this.

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Pie :3

Productivity :3

Soooo, it's been a while. I've had things to do, Sacs to study for, people to annoy... Things have just been hectic.

I must say this though; I never truly realised just how much of a stress reliever Mr.Tic Tac could be! Stressed for a Sac? Zap. Overloaded with homework? Zap. Tired of life in general? Zap x2.

Only joking, me and Mr.Tic Tac don't really zap each other. Small issue of me being... what was the word? Oh yes, "desensitised".

 What we do do a lot of is write pointless emails to each other. Such as below.

From: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac

I must remedy a few things I have uncovered on your site.

1.       Grammatical error: … any sort of addiction to…

2.       Confession: The word “chocolate” written in bold indicates some kind of (quote) “addiction to godlike substance”.

That is all.

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From: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie

-.-” Trust you to pick up my flaws, again…

I’ve fixed the errors…

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From: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac

There really only was one… the bold lettering was a joke. Hilarious.

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From: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie

._.

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From: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac

:3

You stole this face. Face stealer.

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From: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie

I did not!  I’ve used it for ages...why would I want to steal anything from you.  You have anything that is of value to me…except certain information pertaining to me…

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From: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac

I have made further amendments to your statement below:

1.       Confusion of antonyms: You have nothing that is of value to me…

2.       Fact: I have pictures as well.

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From: Mr.Tic Tac
To: Pie

-.-

I give up on life…

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From: Pie
To: Mr.Tic Tac

Does this give you enough material to rant about?

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From: Mr. Tic Tac
To: Pie

-.-”

Yeah, this is what happens when I'm bored...

Speaking of which, I was bored today :D And so I decided to make this: Peanut Butter Puffs!

Don't they look attractive :) I owe this inspiration to Rashika, who brought Nutella Pastries to our Bio excursion... I didn't eat them, but now I don't need to >:D

Anyhow... I want to finish this post so I can eat them :) I leave you now.

The equivalent of eating one of my pastries :)

That is all,

Pie :3