Epic-ly Frozen: A Review

Uhhh, I don't know what to talk about in my posts now, so imma just going to talk about a few films that I recently (legally) obtained, namely Epic and Frozen. Many thanks to Ananu for the (legitimate) transferrals of video data.Oh, and spoilers. Much spoilers.

Yay, Epic! Basically about a story about some girl who's discontent cos her mum died (tears) and so she has to go live with her estranged father but she doesn't want to cos he's a psycho researcher and blah blah blah blah. Then she casually finds the "Queen of the forest" who just dies right there on the spot. Then she gets shrunk tiny in order to protect some bud thing which contains the power of the new queen, and which the evil people want to take away so she helps the good people and they win and the bud blooms (yay) and she kisses some guy she just met and then she gets big again with new lifelong friends :)

Seriously, that's how it goes.

Ok, maybe I simplified it a tad but in terms of plot, it was pretty random. I mean, the bud doesn't even have a new queen inside it, it just takes over some poor citizen of the forest, and just like "poof" they're queen, dress and all. Does that mean only Girls can be chosen? What if it chose a guy? Would he have to wear a dress? What pension plan do they get? Do they get to retire? Do they have a clearly defined hierarchy in which the citizen doesn't get a choice?

However, what the animated film lacks in plot, it makes up for in atmosphere and graphics. I mean, just look at this:

It's so preeetyyyyyyy :3

But that's all there is to it :P

Frozen! About 2 sister princesses that used to be besties but one had ice magic and then she 'Let it goooooo' and she was all like:

and she hurt her sister who was like:

and then the snowman was like:

and then the first sister was sad and their parents died so everyone was sad but WAIT! She's old now, and it's her coronation day, so she has a party and then she gets angry at her sister for getting engaged to a person she just met so she reveals her power (gasp). then everything just snowballs and they end up all freezing in an unending summer, but then through an act of love everything gets thawed out. Joy.

I make it sound all stupid and terrible, but I quite enjoyed it, both plot and graphic-wise. Since I had nothing to do, I memorised most of the songs, much to my sister's chagrin, and yeah. good movie. go see it.

Just another episode of "How to butcher Movies".

That is all,

Pie :3